I have a couple of papers due tomorrow, which is exactly why I'm not doing them. Instead I'm stalking Robert Pattinson via the interwebs. Actually, I have something to write that I think he needs to see.

Dear Rob (or Spunk, as you seem to be sometimes called),


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Dear Fashion World,

Do stop telling impressionable youths to wear leggings. Also, shame on you for encouraging people over 22 years old to wear them. Especially under awkwardly-lengthed not-quite-a-dress shirts. I hope you are suitably upbraided. Yeah, I just used upbraided.

Kthxbai.

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Dear LJ,

Please, stop sending me random comment e-mails. Yes, I'm aware that alienannie replied to my January 5, 2005 post. I replied that day.

Thanks.

All the best,
Kirsten

P.S. It's really cold in Boston. Like, really cold. Plus, this wind doesn't help at all.

P.P.S. Manda, I KNOW.

hotmail, stop being a bitch and let me check my mail!

Also, took the AP Lit test today. Marianne Moore and William Blake were on it. Huzzah for that. Also the second, I used R&G Are Dead in my free response. Overall, I had way to much fun taking that test.

Dear Guy I Clotheslined As You Went By on Your Bicycle ( Read more... )

I am your master. Submit to me. Do not make me pilfer your "goods." Give them over willingly.

A.K.A.

Yo Bitch,
Why don't you take the shape I want?! Be a goddamn whale!!!!! I hate you Crayola mother fucker!!